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81 - Pen and Paper Tap. Tap. The paper stared back, frustratingly blank. Come on, just give me a hint. Blank. Of course. That was silly. It’s just paper. It doesn’t know what it’ll say. It can’t object, either. “Math?” Smug blank. “Art?” Blank as a peeled potato. “Porn?” Indignant blank. And of course, this pen. Tic tic tic. What if paper doesn’t like it when81 - Pen and Paper
by ~Nikolas616
93 - Give UpOnce upon a time there was93 - Give Up
The phone rang again. She considered answering, but
That’ll teach that bastard, she thought, capping her lipstick and staring at her handiwork with pride.
Hello? Can you see me?
LOLZ I R CAPZLOCK
Oh, hell.
Dogs? You think the height of comedic genius is dogs? It’s the butt sniffing thing, isn’t it? You’re so damn predictable. Grow a brain.
No, no, no, this is all wrong. I’m supposed to be the evil twin.
I, unlike you, my dear lady, have locks
by ~Nikolas616
80 - WordsOoh, that’s it, right there. We can talk for hours, you and I. But you see? We’re not using words and all, and I think we understand each other perfectly fine. Certainly, conversations don’t leave you breathless unless you’re running while talking. But forget exercise, forget treadmills, your hand is the only exercise I need today. A toothbrush does in a pinch, of course. We don’t exchange words, either. Oh, you’ve stopped. And I was just starting to get into this.80 - Words
“I’m happy you trust me enough to do that.” I smile back and rest. Those are just word
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74 - Are You Challenging Me?I see that smug little stance. I see that sleek hourglass figure. You think you can get to me? Well, you’re wrong. Dead wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. You couldn’t get to me with a stick. Yeah, I said it. What’re you going to do about it? You’re one-dimensional. I look into your eyes and all I see are mirrors. Get some depth, man. Soon people will try cutting you out of the air around you and try to wrap paper clothing with tabs around your stupid body. Get a life. Get a hobby. You think you can make a hobby out of pushing people’s buttons? Do you think you can get off on confusing people? Do you think this is funny, the w74 - Are You Challenging Me?
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- Current Residence: Wisconsin! >_>
- Interests: music in other languages, hardcore dance music, subcultures, pseudosciences, pretty things!
- Favourite movie: Amelie, hands down.
- Favourite band or musician: This is tough. Tori Amos or Rammstien.
- Favourite genre of music: Anything but country, rap, or just disjointed Primus-like music.
- Favourite artist: I like individual pieces, not really anything by one person.
- Favourite poet or writer: Neil goddamn Gaimen.
- Favourite photographer: Erika! :D
- Favourite style of art: Strongly emotional
- Operating System: Windows XP. >_>
- MP3 player of choice: All I have is a SanDisk Sansa. I don't have a choice.
- Wallpaper of choice: Dita VonTeese!
- Skin of choice: Mine. >_>
- Favourite game: the Half Life series, Team Fortress 2, Sims 2, World of Warcraft
- Favourite gaming platform: PC. It's all I've known. xD
- Favourite cartoon character: Anyone by Jhonen Vasquez or anything from stuff like Robot Chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
- Personal Quote: "I'm watching Sky Captain and the World of I Hate Gwyneth Paltrow."
- Tools of the Trade: My goofy mind, caffiene, and the facets of Me that keep me on my toes.
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