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93 - Give UpOnce upon a time there was93 - Give Up
The phone rang again. She considered answering, but
Thatll teach that bastard, she thought, capping her lipstick and staring at her handiwork with pride.
Hello? Can you see me?
LOLZ I R CAPZLOCK
Oh, hell.
Dogs? You think the height of comedic genius is dogs? Its the butt sniffing thing, isnt it? Youre so damn predictable. Grow a brain.
No, no, no, this is all wrong. Im supposed to be the evil twin.
I, unlike you, my dear lady, have locks


80 - WordsOoh, thats it, right there. We can talk for hours, you and I. But you see? Were not using words and all, and I think we understand each other perfectly fine. Certainly, conversations dont leave you breathless unless youre running while talking. But forget exercise, forget treadmills, your hand is the only exercise I need today. A toothbrush does in a pinch, of course. We dont exchange words, either. Oh, youve stopped. And I was just starting to get into this.80 - Words
Im happy you trust me enough to do that. I smile back and rest. Those are just word


74 - Are You Challenging Me?I see that smug little stance. I see that sleek hourglass figure. You think you can get to me? Well, youre wrong. Dead wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. You couldnt get to me with a stick. Yeah, I said it. Whatre you going to do about it? Youre one-dimensional. I look into your eyes and all I see are mirrors. Get some depth, man. Soon people will try cutting you out of the air around you and try to wrap paper clothing with tabs around your stupid body. Get a life. Get a hobby. You think you can make a hobby out of pushing peoples buttons? Do you think you can get off on confusing people? Do you think this is funny, the w74 - Are You Challenging Me?
Homg. I'm your favorite photographer. You made me so happy like whoa. You don't even know. <33
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I know it's sad I never gave a damn about the weather and it never gave a damn about me.
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